Release Year: 2000
Studio: Jet Set Men
Cast: Antonio Suave, Brock Dylan, Chip Noll, Derec Hardman, Jordan Austin, TJ Slater, Curt Baldwin, Kyle Stevens, Jay Heiss
Genres: All Sex, Bum, Blowjob, Muscle
Well, they certainly ain’t in Desert Pick-Up. These generally beautiful boys are plucked, waxed, tweezed, electrolysis-ized, Naired, trimmed, shaved … heck, they’re just plain smooth, even in their armpits for heaven’s sake. (I couldn’t tell if we were being offered a Barbie doll / plastic skin fetish, what with the hairlessness trend here.) And although enclosed by the dry, sun-drenched desert, these buff lads are never fixed for moisture!
Looking younger than ever, Noll kicks things off by giving his guy a roadside blowjob, which degenerates into a threeway when a stranger in overalls appears from nowhereseville. How Brigadoon! Noll ends up getting it but pleasant in his famished asspit. The scene’s nice-looking sensual and Noll busts a major burden, nourishing the sands with his sea-salt.
Now relieved, but stuck with a broken down ride, the trio make way to a lone repair shop. Of course, there’s much more action down the line like a super-drooly fellatio, an out-of-doors musclehunk buttfuck which continues half a forever, a shower, cum coating, and more.
The dialogue is mundane even for a porno, which isn’t necessarily a execrable thing. The cumshots are usually played twice. And the direction is indeed tied and visually lingering, with a amazing quiet atmosphere even when the sex accepts slurpy and loud.
While those sands have looked better they’ve also looked much worse. Desert Pick-Up is a amazing pick-me-up.
Video: 720×480, DivX 4, 1172kbps
When there is no doubt of a crime such as murder, the life of the one who committed the act should be forfeit, otherwise it’s just a long ‘vacation’ with 3 meals a day at the expense of the tax payers.